It’s 2018, and casual threats of nuclear warfare echo through the electrical inferno of social media. We feel utterly powerless and so habitually betrayed by the powerful that we are left with seemingly no alternative but to digest an ever expanding library of televisual entertainment until armageddon finally encapsulates us in body as well as soul. Meanwhile statistics tell us life is better than ever for humankind, and we can only wonder if that’s why we should have paid attention in maths: for the unfathomable luxury of arriving at contentment by statistical calculation. Anyway, to celebrate our happy new year, you simply must get out of the house for some in-the-flesh entertainment. Below is another line-up we’re dead chuffed to deliver to you.